The box said "Windows 95, Windows NT4.0 or better".. so I installed Linux

Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change
to take effect. Reboot now?  [ OK ]

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Lottery: A stupidity tax

There is is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.
              --Ken Olsen (Digital Corp CEO) 1977.

Hiroshima '45    Tsjernobyl '86   Windows '95

The only system which is truly secure is the one which is switched off
and unplugged, locked in a titanium lined safe, buried in a concrete
bunker, and is surrounded by nerve gas and very highly paid armed
guards. Even then, I wouldn't stake my life on it.

"If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?"
-Billy Corgan, SuperSlut

And now a message from our sponsor:
"Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest"

The problem is not the problem but rather the solution to
the inverse of the problem.  So, make a problem whose
solution is your problem and you have not made a problem
but a solution. . . either that or your insane.

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill.
Check 3 friends. If they're ok, you're it.

DISCLAIMER: This message is not real. Nothing ever happened. I am a figment
of your imagination. I do not exist. Bill Gates is good. Bill Gates is God.
Buy Microsoft - everything will be all right. Trust in Bill.

"We must take root and grow, or die where we stand" - Dougmore  (not joke)

"Como se sabe, o Linux baseia-se no Unix, enquanto que o Apache é um
 sistema operativo de rede"
-- Eurico da Fonseca, Supl. de Computadores d'A Capital do dia 25/Setembro

if test ! "$clothed"="no"  then
  touch woman | strip woman | make love | sleep; 
fi

-:- SignOff Kastrador: #coders (Quit: Cigar smoke is the result of your
          pleasure. It permeates the air, my clothes, my hair and my lungs.
          I have a pleasure too, I like a beer now and then. The result of my
          pleasure is urine.Would you like me to stand on a chair and piss on 
          your head?)

-:- SignOff BadSecTor: #coders (Quit: Hoje não querida .... comprei um modem
          !!! :)))))

   Do you remember the scene in the Star Trek movie (the one with the
   whales...) where Scotty tries to use a Mac? He talks to it, and
   nothing happens... the operator says "You need to use this [the
   mouse]", so Scotty picks up the mouse and uses it like a microphone -
   "Good morning computer."

-:- SignOff Serral: #linux (Quit: I can see clearly now the brain is gone...)

In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?

<Programmed> myke: como e q metes um pixel no ecran em pascal?
<Myke> uso um pincel
<Myke> ou entao uma caneta de acetatos

When I Die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep.
Not yelling and screaming, like all the passengers in his car!

<Kossak> 220- U.S. GOVERNMENT COMPUTER
<Kossak> 220 - If you're a Hacker, you're fucked up...
<Kossak> 220- If you're a GOOD hacker, we are fucked up...
<Kossak> 220- So come in at your on discretion ;)

  "o mIRC é uma interface para utilizar com o Internet RALLY Chat Network"
    -- PCW (edição portuguesa), pág. 17 da edição de Outubro

Q: How many Microsoft testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We just document that the room is dark; we don't actually fix the
problems.

"A difference which makes no difference is not a difference."
-Mr. Spock.

-:- SignOff Gnitrops: #beja (Quit: Kill a man and you are a Murderer. Kill
          millions and you are a Conqueror. Kill everyone and you are a GOD.)

[22:46] <{O_O}> bye
[22:46] <{O_O}> te + logo
[22:46] <{O_O}> venho a noite
[22:47] <LM> lol
[22:47] <LM> entao agroa e de tarde eh
[22:47] <Truli> LOL!

<cardinal> KillerDAN: eunucos?
<cardinal> tb e bom
<cardinal> eunuko
<cardinal> tunukas
<cardinal> elecai

[bosniak(rdd@127.64.63.12)] oi
[msg(bosniak)] ola
[bosniak(rdd@127.64.63.12)] es m ou f
[msg(bosniak)] m
[msg(bosniak)] e tu?
[bosniak(rdd@127.64.63.12)] f
[bosniak(rdd@127.64.63.12)] tchau

If you think C++ is not overly complicated, just what is a protected
abstract virtual base pure virtual private destructor, and when
was the last time you needed one?
                -- Tom Cargil, C++ Journal.

-:- Topic for #hackers: Enrrabate Crew 99- The Choice Of a Gay
    Generation- r0b vamos te comer o befe
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-:- ChanServ has changed the topic on channel #hackers to: nao ha
    topic melhor?? (Rob_)

<Truli> <{O_O}> axu q e' dia 30..
<Truli> <{O_O}> mas so deve ser em fevereiro
<Truli> LOL!

Finally, here's one tip for all you hackers. Remember: while root can
do most everything, there are certain privileges that only a partner
can grant.
               -- Telsa Gwynne, Linux Journal #25

I doubt, therefore I might be.

<linux> estou a peidar igual um porco
<linux> eu peido
<linux> e meu cu faz barulho
<linux> acho q estah com defeito
<Stalker> eh, tens que deixar de meter la' coisas :)
<linux> nahhh
<linux> eh unidirecional
<linux> just output
<Stalker> eheh
<Stalker> Half-Duplex entao
<Stalker> :)
<linux> hahahahahha
<linux> nem isso
<linux> aonde mamae passou talquinho..
<linux> nao entra nada
<Stalker> eh xon/xoff ou cts/rts ?
<Stalker> :)
<linux> nahh..
<linux> eh soh TX
<Stalker> :)
<linux> com CTS
<linux> SOH!
<Stalker> atao e se o pipeline entupir?
<linux> ahhhh
<linux> ai tomo lacto purga
<Stalker> bahahahah
<linux> e cago o brain
<Stalker> rotfl
<linux> ao menos desentope
<linux> depois como um mingau
<linux> e volta tudo ao normal
<linux> ;)
<Stalker> quantos data shits?
<linux> eu e minhas rimas...
<Stalker> bahahah
<Stalker> [15:21] <linux> depois como um mingau
<Stalker> [15:21] <linux> e volta tudo ao normal
<linux> 8 data bits
<Stalker> Essa merda so' rima em brasileiro
<Stalker> :)
<linux> ahahahha
<linux> :))
<linux> 8N1
<linux> :))
<Stalker> 1 stop shit, orite
<Stalker> Entao nem tas mal de todo
<linux> ahahhahahah
<linux> vou upgradear pra rodar X.25 direto
<linux> com um cu operando em modo syncrono
<Stalker> quantos cps?
<Stalker> :)
<linux> sai um troco atraz do outro
<Stalker> de caganeira deve ser uns 115200
<Stalker> normal prai uns 38400
<linux> ahhahahahah
<Stalker> dos rijinhos um 2400 :P
<linux> se fumar um baseado..
<linux> sai a 75cps
<Stalker> eheh
<linux> ehehehehh
<Stalker> tah pra vir a hora em que diremos alguma coisa de jeito hoje :)
<linux> um upgrade pra cu sincrono
<Stalker> bahah
<Stalker> com FIFO? :()
<linux> ahahahhaha
<linux> yep
<linux> sem stop/start bits
<linux> kewl
<Stalker> rotfl
<linux> com 1mb on-cu
<Stalker> quantos k de bufa?
<linux> 1mb direto no cu
<linux> podendo expandir pra 2mb
<linux> pra poder ficar sem cagar uns 10 dias
<Stalker> bahha
<linux> heehhehe
<linux> jah pensou se da um overflow
<linux> voa merda pra todo lado
<linux> ahahhahah
<Stalker> era merda por todo lado
<Stalker> poix eheh
<linux> ahahha
<linux> passar aqueles veda-rosca no cu
<linux> ou arrumar com silver tape
<Stalker> comecavas a arrotar peidos :)
<linux> isso eh normal jah
<linux> arrotar pela boca
<linux> ahahahahha
<linux> arrumar um cu com iface FDDI
<linux> imagina cagar a 1gb/s
<linux> fura a privada
<Stalker> ahah
<Stalker> inundavas o bairro

"Girls are different from hacking. You can't just brute force them if all
else fails." --SKiMo, quoted in _Underground_ (good book)

If jesus was never born, we would not have a Y2K problem.

<r00t> gonna jmp far ptr [cs:tv_movie]
<r00t> hihihi
<r00t> tou todo bebado de hexas
<r00t> bo ber tv

* korsh/#evora is back from the dead. Gone 1 hrs 1 min 16 secs
<korsh> ls
<mirage> dir
<korsh> du
<korsh> :P
<korsh> ihih
<mirage> df
<korsh> cp
<mirage> mv
<korsh> echo
<mirage> grep
<mirage> lol
<korsh> mount
<mirage> eject
<korsh> exit
<mirage> logout
<korsh> ^D
<mirage> ^C
<korsh> ^Z
<mirage> kill %1
<mirage> :>
<korsh> :]]]]]
<korsh> hehe

<Finex> tenho um disco de 6.4 gb
<Finex> e queria instalar o linux
<Finex> tinha duas partições
<Finex> e criei mais uma
<Finex> algo correu mal
<Finex> fiquei sem acesso ao win
<|Shadow|> então correu bem :)

"There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking
 at the root." - Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854

<X-BooT> ping -f 'catedral'
<X-BooT> reboot 'alvalade'
<X-BooT> shutdown -h NOW 'antas'

<hlecter> entaoequetal?
<mirage> tensospaceavariado?
<hlecter> naomasehquenaomeapeteciaescrevercomoespaco
<mirage> omeutbnaotabom:D
<hlecter> assimehmaisleet
<hlecter> :]

<JaeGer> porra
<JaeGer> esta merda pede.me a merda do cd do win 98
<JaeGer> na tenho isso
<JaeGer> COMO FACO EU?
<JaeGer> OPCCAO 1 -> FORMATO ESTA MERDA TODA
<JaeGer> OPCCAO 2 -> PARTO A MERDA DO CDROM TODO
<JaeGer> OPCCAO 3 -> VOU VER A MERDA DOS REIS DA MUSICA NACIONAL
-:- SignOff JaeGer: #assuntos,#hackers (Connection reset by peer)

<Rally> ll
<Rally> ca puta de teclad0 0 meu 0 ja num telca :PPP
<mirage> LOL
<Rally> L0L
<Rally> :PPP

   Jolt - File pa crashar o windows por Linux (é Perciso ser-se root pra
   poder compilar em Linux) pra quem nao sabe o Linux é um prog que
   utiliza cenas em c++ quase tudo é em c++.
(in http://sdf.lonestar.org/~mortiis/index1.html - necro_warrior's page)

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<SlabMan> Menino_jesus : a ke devo esta presença do vaticano
<Menino_jesus> expulsaram-me dum canal
<Menino_jesus> vim fazer queixinhas

<nog> nog: keres ir ver metallica?
<nog> claro k vou:)))
<nog> :P
<nog> o nog eh um gajo bue fixe:P
<nog> lol

Steven Wright one Liners:
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
"Quantum Mechanics:  The dreams stuff is made of."
"Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something."
"Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them."
"Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view."
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy."
"Hard work pays off in the future.  Laziness pays off now."
"Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some don't have film."
"Drink until she's cute, but stop before the wedding."

Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it.
    -- Seymour Cray commenting on virtual memory

Disclaimer:
    "Eventually worldwide domination will ensue, and we apologise in
 advance for this game consuming all your free time, as it inevitably will."

-:- SignOff Mr-Jones: #coders (Quit: Unable to join #real_life (You're banned))

<SlabMan> RaaR_away: uma vez estava com uma soneira ke fiz start shut down n
          esperei de manha fui ver e o gaju tinha dado um erro qq e ficou a
          net ligada a noite toda até as 4 da tarde pras moskas

BUGS
       It is not yet possible to change operating system by writ-
       ing to /proc/sys/kernel/ostype.
(in linux's sysctl(2) manpage)

Winning isn't everything.
Winning and gloating and rubbing their noses in it... that's everything!

<stdio> -:- e is bound to QUIT_IRC
<stdio> -:- f is bound to QUIT_IRC
<stdio> -:- a is bound to QUIT_IRC
<stdio> i 4gor4?

          "We used to tell our people we could monitor everything -- even
   before we really could -- just as a deterrent," says Chris Pauli, the
   airport's computer-system administrator. "Now we really can."

-:- SignOff |Manso|: #evora (Quit: Se Deus Nosso Senhor não tivesse inventado
          o prazer, não haveria um único homem, digno desse nome, que
          estivesse desposto a aturar uma mulher!!!!!!!)

[Kyon-Lee(eu@195-23-223-123.nr.ip.pt)] f/m?
[msg(Kyon-Lee)] Z
[Kyon-Lee(eu@195-23-223-123.nr.ip.pt)] curtesgajos ou gajas?
[msg(Kyon-Lee)] curto gajas
[msg(Kyon-Lee)] eh xato
[msg(Kyon-Lee)] :P
[Kyon-Lee(eu@195-23-223-123.nr.ip.pt)] tao es lesbica

<malu_ko> o novo mandrake mama bem?
<Electron> translate that please
<mirage> lol
<malu_ko> se rula fixe
-Electron(eu@195-23-196-147.nr.ip.pt)- *sigh*
<Electron> não sei, nunca o experimentei
<mirage> o slack7 da-me tusa
<mirage> tira as tuas conclusoes.. :)
<Electron> ROTFL!

Light travels faster than sound - That's why many people appear bright until
they speak!

"I have the heart of a child; I keep it in a jar on my desk."

unzip
strip
touch
grep
finger
mount
fsck
more
yes
umount
sleep
smoke
in "Unix is like Sex"

Speaking on behalf of OpenBSD, and a quite bit drunk from the really
delicious Guiness (TM) I had just recently: not vulnerable,blah,blah,blah
-Theo de Raadt

!PiNaS:*! lógicamente ke ao dizer Sr. Utilizador me refiro a todos os
          utilizadores e utilizadoras. e nao apenas ao do sexo masculino. O
          comando /mode é um comando unisexo
(wallop na ptnet)

<Octaedro> alguma rapariga inteligente q n pense só em sexo pra tc?